Tech-Humor
October 15th — HomePad and Roadster on the Same Day
Apple's HomePad and the Tesla Roadster are both supposedly launching October 15th. One is a smart display Apple has rumored for four years. The other is a car Tesla has promised for ten. Spoiler: exactly zero of them will ship on that date.
Windows 11 Updates: Please. Just. Stop.
Michael on the endless cycle of Windows 11 updates — why they keep coming, what actually changes, and why it feels like we're all beta testers for a finished OS.
iPhone 18 Pro vs iPhone 17 Pro: The Sarcastic Review
The iPhone 18 Pro has a 2nm A20 Pro chip, a variable aperture camera, 29-hour battery, and 15-minute fast charging. Michael ran the announcement through his proof-based filter — is it worth upgrading from the 17 Pro? Spoiler: it's a phone.
I Complained to Apple About Siri. They Sent Me a Warning.
Michael reported iOS 27 beta Siri failing him, and Apple's automated response flagged his feedback for profanity. He didn't use any. The story of complaining to a machine that can't listen.